Description
A hand-painted ceramic gnome, two inches of pure authority. Place him in any plot to increase yields (unverified) and morale (undeniable). Not grass. Still essential.
The Tiny Gnome
$12.00
Supervises your grass.
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🚚 30-day regrow guarantee. If your grass dies within 30 days, a replacement ships free. No interrogation.
🌱 Free shipping over $50. Orders over $50 ship free. The grass travels better than you do.
💧 No sunlight required. Grown for desks, basements, and other places the sun forgot.
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